A digital commonplace for a Regular Guy called Charlie Pharis

Month: December 2004 (page 2 of 3)

A Winter’s Solstice Kind of Day…

Ah, yes…the Windham Hill Winter’s Solstice series! That’s what’ll be in my CD player all day today. I found this music back in the late 80s-early 90s, and it has remained my favorite Christmas music of all.

My father-in-law was talking a couple of weeks ago about what makes Christmas Christmas. In other words, there are some things that happen – in your family, in the culture at large, on TV, in our musical choices – that say it really is Christmas! For me, besides the Windham Hill stuff (which comes out on Labor Day at my house!), I guess it would include such favorites as:

A Charlie Brown Christmas
Miracle on 34th Street
A Christmas Story
The Nutcracker at the Fabulous Fox
Advent Wreath
Greenery/lights on the house
Wassail punch
Eggnog latte
Celtic Christmas

And so on…

What’s on your list of Christmas favorites?

And the Answer Is…

Dried-up old sailors.

Decrepit old longshoremen.

Holocaust survivors.

Holocaust non-survivors.

Slaves.

Crack whores.

Crack whore wannabes.

NBA, NFL, and MLB thugs.

Non-NBA, NFL, and MLB thugs.

Thug wannabes, NBA, NFL, MLB or otherwise.

Cheap rap stars. (Redundant)

Mexican gang bangers.

Inmates.

Silly white supremacists.

Skinheads.

Mike Tyson.

Queequeg.

Revdude. (One out of however many may not be too bad. There are exceptions to every rule.)

Dig-me-I’m-so-unique-that-I’m-just-like-everybody-else types.

Go figure…

Watch Out for Those Wascally Bewievers…

Ever since the US election in November, it seems the Elmer Fudds on the left are all up in the air about our nation turning into some ominous theocracy, where “those religious whackos” will shove their morality down everyone else’s unwilling throats.

Certainly there are whackos who would use the coercive power of the State (big S) to do just that.

Shhhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet. They’re not really just over there on the right. They’re over on the other hand, too.

(Wemember, “God is not a Wepublican. Or a Democwat.” Which being translated means, “But if you really listen to us, you’ll see that we don’t necessarily believe that to be equally true.”)

But I digress…

Today, I found this repost of an excellent article that first appeared in 2001, and it is just as true today as it was then. Maybe even more so.

Check some snips from the article…

What is the threat of having committed Christians in public life? The usual answer is that they will sneakily attempt to impose a theocracy. That’s absurd. The dominant political concern among Christians is not to impose their world view on others but to stop having the government’s world view imposed on them.

What would be the effect of having more committed Christians in public office?

Based on the history of the faith and what l know about the underlying rationale behind current religious activism, the result would be precisely the opposite of what we are being told: We would not have more value imposition by government but less not more government involvement in religion but less; not more rules that impact on our consciences but ever fewer.

Christians seeks to propose their values, not impose them.

The long-term effect of more Christianity in public life would be to more strictly define the proper role of government, which isn’t to manage society as if the state were omniscient and omnipotent, but to permit greater freedoms for individuals, families and civic institutions to flourish without unnecessary restraint from secular authority.

Make sure you get that part…

The long-term effect of more Christianity in public life would be to more strictly define the proper role of government, which isn’t to manage society as if the state were omniscient and omnipotent, but to permit greater freedoms for individuals, families and civic institutions to flourish without unnecessary restraint from secular authority.

The State-dominated culture in which we live is in no danger of being too saturated with believers who live out their faith. It may be in danger of being way too bland. Maybe a few more healthy pinches would get the flavor just about right.

“He’s Not Here Yet!

One of our guys’ dad is in the hospital in Atlanta. He was telling me yesterday about going to see his dad, and passing by the nativity scene set up at the hospital. Turns out the Baby Jesus was not in the manger!

Fearing some sort of vandalism, he asked about the missing Baby. The staff person answered, rather nonchalantly: “Missing? He’s not missing! He’s not here yet!”

Interesting perspective on Advent, I thought…

“If You Want Him…”



“…then come and claim him!”

So says Liv Tyler as Arwen in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. This, of course, is in the scene where Arwen whisks a wounded Frodo away to find healing at Rivendell. The ring wraiths give chase and she challenges them at the river. Immediately after she gets to the other side, she calls on the power of the river, and it comes crashing down on the wraiths! Very cool!

What’s that got to do with anything important tonight? Not very much, except that as I watched it on TV, I was reminded that it is one of my favorite movie lines of all time! (Not to mention that you need to think of that Roy Orbison “Oh, Pretty Woman” throat noise whenever Arwen makes an appearance!) Sorry…