Month: April 2007 (page 1 of 2)

Ever had your butt kicked? Ever had your butt kicked by a dead guy? I have! And I do, nearly every day.

See, I get this devotional from A.W. Tozer delivered to my Inbox every morning. And usually the brief samples of Tozer’s writing and thinking pack a pretty powerful punch and deliver a good swift kick, right where it does the most good.

Consider this from today, the final installment in a series on prayer…

Oh God, Let me die rather than go on day by day living wrong. I do not want to become a careless, fleshly old man. I want to be be right so I can die right. Lord, I do not want my life to be extended if it would mean that I should cease to live right and fail in my mission to glorify You all of my days!

I would not want an extra 15 years in which to backslide and dishonor my Lord. I would rather go home right now than to live on – if living on was to be a waste of God’s time and my own!

As much as I want to check my email and keep up with the overnight news, I need to hear from God first.

As much as I want to get the positive reviews from yesterday, I need to hear from God first.

As much as I want to get up and get out to the gym, I need to hear from God first.

One of our local public radio stations has a morning classical music program called Second Cup Concert. Today, I was in my office at our building, listening to that program, drinking a pot of Sumatra. (Lately, I’ve had help drinking that coffee, but not today, and that’s a story for another day anyway.)

So, on about my third cup, this just found its way into my notebook…

Coffee is supposed to be a social beverage, one that is best shared with one’s compatriots, in some cozy, yet crowded corner cafe. It’s never intended to be a lonely pursuit, brewed and consumed cup by desperate cup by some fellow who’s lost all his will to live and all his reasons for doing so.

Coffee is meant to be a creative beverage – one that inspires great conversation, great ideas, great dreams. It’s never at its best as a substitute for some poor sap who, but for his supposed religious and cultural sensibilities, would more likely be drowning in the cold crystal bottom of some old-fashioned glass, instead of a warm ceramic mug.

OK, so I was sick yesterday, and missed church for the first time in, well, I don’t remember. But anyway, here are some things you think about when you’re out of your routine…

• People might as well get involved in church, because there ain’t very much on TV on Sunday.
• Ed, I love ya man, but you really need to rethink the little pixie shoes with the suit. I’m just saying…
• Getting out of your weekly routine messes you up for a while.
• Even when you’re not physically “there,” you’re still mentally, emotionally, and spiritually engaged in what’s supposed to be going on at church.
• And even though you’re wearing your son’s reject Superman t-shirt, you really need to know that you aren’t Superman. So why do you feel so guilty about being sick and missing church?
• The sofa gets pretty uncomfortable after several hours.
• I guess they call it “practicing medicine” for a reason…”I think what we’re dealing with here is bronchitis. The only issue is whether it’s bacterial or viral. I’m going to prescribe an antibiotic which should clear it up pretty quickly if it’s bacterial. If it’s viral, it’ll just have to run its course.”
• Nothing tastes good when you’re sick.
• When you’re sick, and there’s nothing on TV, and you’re worried about what you ought to be doing at church, and nothing tastes good, and you spend three stinkin’ hours at the doctor and pharmacy, and when you’re out of your routine, it’s pretty easy to throw yourself a little pity party.
• But seeing videos like this has a way of making you smile, weakly and sickly though it may be. It also has a way of making you grateful for the friends God puts in your life. But at the same time, it makes you really wary about preaching for those friends in a couple of weeks because you just aren’t as creative as your friend. (Thanks, Tony!)

I can’t remember a Sunday when I didn’t make it to church because of illness, so today is going to be a rare day for me!

I’m coughing like crazy, got a fever, can’t talk (woo hoo! everyone says!), and I feel like some big honking truck has run over me, backed up and run over me again. And again. And one more time for good measure.

If you get a minute, and if you think about it, would you lift up a prayer or two today? Thanks…

Any of you pastor-types having problems getting on pastors.com tonight?

(Hey, after all, it is Saturday night…gotta download those sermons for tomorrow, right?) 🙂