UPDATE: Wednesday, 12.13.2006, 3:33 p.m….Uh-oh, now the TV news is in on it! We’ll never hear the end of it now!

OK, so I’m a little bit late to this party, but did you hear the one about the church with the bad rap video promoting their Christmas Eve service?

Seems the local paper has picked up on it along with the usual detractors.

It’s not the “blasphemous dingbats in the Santa suits” that concern me.

It’s the unforgivable “whiteness” and lack of rhythm and coordination!