If Gary Lamb Was a Woman…


OK, OK! I know that’s an awful scary thought! And you can all just thank your own personal deity that Gary Lamb is not a woman! (Uh, Gary…you aren’t a woman, are you?)

But if Gary was a woman, he’d probably wear flip-flops to meet the President, too! From the news story…

Twenty- and thirtysomethings will pair flip-flops with everything from shorts to cocktail dresses, wearing them at work and at clubs, for a stroll down Main Street or even down the wedding aisle. For their moms, the shoes – best known for the flapping noise they make – are meant for places like the beach.

One of the hottest trends this summer, flip-flops are no longer a dime-store purchase, with some costing several hundred dollars. They come flat and with wedge heels. They have rhinestones and sequins and flowers.

On second thought, Gary would still wear his flip-flops to the White House. At least his flip-flops don’t have rhinestones and sequins and flowers. They do make a statement, though!