Note to Self, Part 568…

One more interruption…move along, nothing to see here…

Funny? No, ridiculous!
Smart? No, stupid!
Friends? No, people who don’t give a rip about you!
Good times? No, bad experiences that will bite you in the butt, sooner, rather than later! (Oh, wait…those are multiple bite marks I see!)
Grown-up and mature? No, infantile!
Cool? No, lame. Very, very lame.