Note to self: No matter how much they protest, and claim that they despise the “white trash rednecks” in your county, chances are, if they have that combination in their Ford pickup truckExplorer – and hang out all night long with the same people they supposedly despise – they are one. Big time!

Note to self, part deux: Google tattoo viagra redneck. Don’t do it. Just don’t do it. Just don’t. Trust me. Just don’t.

Unless you want to find this story. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…