This little gem came in today’s Mikey’s Funnies

“You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the duct tape.”

And of course, that reminded me of this old goodie…

“Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side and dark side, and it holds the universe together.”