WHEW! That’s over! Just when it seemed like the glass-slipper maker was re-tooling the machines to include the colors red and black, Georgia’s basketball Dawgs snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!

What a shame! (He snickers snidely to no one in particular.)

Oh, well, now they can go ahead and proceed with the coach’s firing as planned before they miraculously won the SEC tournament last weekend. And take the guy from Georgia Tech with you. (Although we all know exactly why neither of those guys will be getting the boot anytime soon.)