“The Weirdest Thing…”


Overheard outside the hospital this afternoon…

You know what’s the weirdest thing?

No, what?

Doctors, nurses, and hospital workers out here smoking!

Why is that so weird?

Well, ’cause it’s just not healthy and all. It’s stupid!

Oh…the picture? That’s a picture of the guy who was talking about “the weirdest thing.”

Weird, all right.

Just not healthy and all.

Stupid.

The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity.
-Andre Gide

Hypocrisy in anything whatever may deceive the cleverest and most penetrating man, but the least wide-awake of children recognizes it, and is revolted by it, however ingeniously it may be disguised.
-Tolstoy